My name isn't Greta Jane...

Greta and Jane were my spicy little grandmothers.

My name is Melanie and I make the things on this website. I created Greta Jane Paper Co. in 2019, a hot second before The Turn happened and we were all told we could never touch our faces again.

I started the company in an effort to make people laugh. Through my tiny corner of the internet, I wanted to help people embrace the funny in life. From inappropriate inner dialogue to wobbly bits and pieces. And through this weird and wild little corner of the internet, I have found my people.

Turns out if you make your weirdo light shine bright enough so that the other weirdos know where to find you, only success can ensue. 

Anyway, please buy something. Follow me on instragram. Also buy something.