I love you, butthole

Purchase this nugget and you shall get:

♡ Size: 4.25 x 5.5 [A2] card

♡ Inside: blank for your own ridiculously awesome message

♡ Paper: 100lb premium white felt paper (it's like watercolor paper, it gives the card a distinctly heavy weight tactile feel)

♡ Packaging: The envelope is included (recycled white envelope) and both will be packaged in a cellophane sleeve.

♡ Shipping: Canada Post LetterMail in brown mailer envelope marked Greta Jane Paper Co.

♡ Did you guys want to know what my butthole looks like? I can't remember if it was like a "yay!" or a hard no. Either way, this is a lovely little card just to say "I love you". Give it to anyone and everyone you love. It's a neat one. I mean should you give it to your dad? Probably not but it would be funny as hell so maybe you should. It also works nicely as a card to go along your anniversary gift but I must warn you it WILL outshine whatever your gift is.

Best Wishes and Warmest Regards!

©Greta Jane Paper Co.