Be a good baby.

Send your grad these fancy pieces of paper to congratulate them on earning an even fancier piece of paper.

SHOP ALL

  • 10 out of 10

    "You either love her or you need to return your vagina for gross negligence."


    - DYP

  • Excellent.

    "Totally worth it"


    - Trees

  • She's saving the world...

    "...one penis card at a time. America thanks you, Greta."


    - Barack Obama

-or-

You could also just click on the 'Greta Jane Brain' and read that sonvabitch right now.