Welcome to the weird part

of my website where I write about all of my brain secrets and other nonsense that lives inside of my head. If I have to hear it, so you do you. Let's have some fun.

Greta Jane Brain

Prologue

Greta Jane

It seems like there should be some sort of introduction to this, so here goes: 

Hello! I am so excited you’re here. (Actually I’m terrified - but oh well!). Welcome to the part of my website where I write (Readers, I eviscerate myself in this review of my life, macro to micro, so buckle up bing-bongs!) about being alive and embarrassed and other weird stuff that has happened to me. 

These stories are regrettably true and told the way I remember them happening. Some details have been changed to protect the innocent. If you are one of the people I wrote about, I am sorry. 

 
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