Greeting Cards

Greeting cards don't have to be the equivalent of late night NPR anymore...

  • You are old as fuck

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    You are old as fuck

  • Happy birthday, fuck you.

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    Happy Birthday, fucker!

  • Old

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    Old

  • Cat butt

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    Cat butt

  • A late birthday card is better than a late period.

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    A late birthday card is better than a late period.

  • At least you're still pretty

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    At least you're still pretty

  • Ding dong!

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    Ding dong!

  • You ugly

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    You ugly

  • Total penis

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    This funny birthday card works great to give to your garbage friend, family or coworker. Because we all have those borderline garbage people in our lives but we keep them around because while they may be garbage trash they are still capable of great things. It's called a garbage CAN not a garbage CAN'T. Also great to give to penis lovers, those little freaks deserve cards too.

  • Oh shit!

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    Oh shit!

  • Your turn's over

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    Your turn's over

  • Tomorrow, fuck you

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    This funny little birthday card is a handy way to tell your loved ones that they are special on their special day. For one day. ONE DAY. That's right, you get what you get and you don't get upset.

  • Rude

    $7.00 CAD
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    I mean its not NOT a birthday card. This funny little birthday card will be a delightful reminder to your loved one that this day is also a little bit about you.

  • My birthday

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    My birthday

  • All the breast!

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD
    All the breast!

  • Congratulations!

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    Congratulations!