Ding dong!

"Ding Dong! Your youth is gone."

Details //

♡ Card size is 4.25 x 5.5"

♡ Blank inside for your own ridiculously awesome message

♡ 100lb premium white cardstock

♡ Paired with white envelope

♡ Shipping by Canada Post LetterMail in brown mailer envelope marked Greta Jane Paper Co.

♡ This birthday card is great to give to aging friends and family members. Just to remind them that they are in fact, getting old. Tell your mum her youth is gone - what's the worst that could happen? Be the refreshingly honest friend, sister, brother, son, daughter, coworker or lover. Plus it rhymes so you're also gifting them some god damn poetry - look at you go!