Five stars

"Five stars. Excellent. Would bang again."

Details //

♡ Card size is 4.25 x 5.5"

♡ Blank inside for your own ridiculously awesome message

♡ 100lb premium white cardstock

♡ Paired with white envelope

♡ Shipping by Canada Post LetterMail in brown mailer envelope marked Greta Jane Paper Co.

♡ This review is neither useful nor useless, but what it lacks in helpfulness, it makes up for in pure hilarity. Give your lover the five star review they worked so hard to get. Heck, buy a pack of these cards and leave them as reviews for your winning one night stands!