Happy birthday, butthole (cat)

Purchase this nugget and you shall get:

♡ Size: 4.25 x 5.5 [A2] card

♡ Inside: blank for your own ridiculously awesome message

♡ Paper: 100lb premium white felt paper (it's like watercolor paper, it gives the card a distinctly heavy weight tactile feel)

♡ Packaging: The envelope is included (recycled white envelope) and both will be packaged in a cellophane sleeve.

♡ Shipping: Canada Post LetterMail in brown mailer envelope marked Greta Jane Paper Co.

♡ For the cat lovers of this world. This birthday card is a great way to say Happy Birthday to your friends, family, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend or wife while also letting them know you still think they are tiny assholes as put forth with the prominent display of this cat's cute little anus. It reads "Happy Birthday" with a side of asshole. Or maybe they just really like cats and how they are always showing their assholes to people, no judgement here folks! Do we have any Bob's Burgers fans out there? Because this is Gayle's dream card, nbd.

Best Wishes and Warmest Regards!

© Greta Jane Paper Co.