My butthole

"My butthole becomes a butthalf when we are apart"

Details //

♡ Card size is 4.25 x 5.5"

♡ Blank inside for your own ridiculously awesome message

♡ 100lb premium white cardstock

♡ Paired with white envelope

♡ Shipping by Canada Post LetterMail in brown mailer envelope marked Greta Jane Paper Co.

♡ The things want to say about this card. I.could.write.it.a.sonnet! But...this one speaks for itself. Read it well, but do not overthink it. A butthalf is exactly what it sounds like. This neat little "thinking of you" card is ideal for long distance relationships, to send to a best friend across the world or simply because you are stuck in quarantine and you miss your bros or hos.