You are old AF

Purchase this nugget and you shall get:

♡ Size: 4.25 x 5.5 [A2] card

♡ Inside: blank for your own ridiculously awesome message

♡ Paper: 100lb premium white felt paper (it's like watercolor paper, it gives the card a distinctly heavy weight tactile feel)

♡ Packaging: The envelope is included (recycled white envelope) and both will be packaged in a cellophane sleeve.

♡ Shipping: Canada Post LetterMail in brown mailer envelope marked Greta Jane Paper Co.

♡ This card is a great way to remind a birthday haver that they are old as f*ck. And because it's a blush pink and has a little limerick at the top, surely they can't be mad or offended! La la la. Gift this card to your lovers; boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands and wives alike. Gift it to your aging mother for her birthday as at her age now, she probably forgot she was old as f*ck. Be a doll and let her know! Gift this card to your older sister or brother, because - and I speak from experience - it is a HOOT to remind them that they are old, and in comparison you are youthful. That shit never gets old.

Best Wishes and Warmest Regards!

© Greta Jane Paper Co.