Birthday

  • You are old as fuck

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    You are old as fuck

  • Happy birthday, fuck you.

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    Happy Birthday, fucker!

  • Old

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    Old

  • Cat butt

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    Cat butt

  • A late birthday card is better than a late period.

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    A late birthday card is better than a late period.

  • At least you're still pretty

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    At least you're still pretty

  • Ding dong!

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    Ding dong!

  • You ugly

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  • Total penis

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    This funny birthday card works great to give to your garbage friend, family or coworker. Because we all have those borderline garbage people in our lives but we keep them around because while they may be garbage trash they are still capable of great things. It's called a garbage CAN not a garbage CAN'T. Also great to give to penis lovers, those little freaks deserve cards too.

  • Oh shit!

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    Oh shit!

  • Your turn's over

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    Your turn's over

  • Tomorrow, fuck you

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    This funny little birthday card is a handy way to tell your loved ones that they are special on their special day. For one day. ONE DAY. That's right, you get what you get and you don't get upset.

  • Rude

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    I mean its not NOT a birthday card. This funny little birthday card will be a delightful reminder to your loved one that this day is also a little bit about you.

  • My birthday

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    My birthday