Greeting Cards

Greeting cards don't have to be the equivalent of late night NPR anymore...

  • I have something for you...

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    I have something for you...

  • Cheer up, fucker!

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    Cheer up, fucker!

  • You got this!

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    You got this!

  • Spanks!

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    Spanks!

  • Have a nice day!

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    Have a nice day!

  • You & Me

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    You & Me

  • Fuck yeah!

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    Fuck yeah!

  • Saw this and thought of you!

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    Friendship Cards 5-Pack Bundle

  • Thank you, fuck you

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    Thank you, fuck you

  • Hugs & shit

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    This card is like your favorite bra, it's both versatile and supportive. It works for any and all occasions. STD cleared up? Hugs & Shit. Something bad happen? Hugs & Shit. Graduated? Hugs & Shit. Covid got you down? Hugs & Shit. LITERALLY NOTHING OF HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE UNFOLDS? Hugs & Shit.

  • I tolerate you.

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    I tolerate you.

  • Everything was stupid. And then I met you.

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    Everything was stupid. And then I met you.

  • Shit bitch. You is fine.

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    Shit bitch. You is fine.

  • You ugly

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    Birthday Cards 5-Pack Bundle

  • Ding dong!

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    Ding dong!

  • Cat butt

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    Cat butt